Can I humbly draw your attention to this coming General Election.
We currently have Luke Pollard (Lab) he was preceded by Oliver Colville (Con).
The ward you are contesting as you know has Mr Pollard as its incumbent.
My issue is that you may have a deleterious effect on the right (Con) vote, possibly splitting it and we will carry on with the Labour party having kept this seat by default.
As one of our outstanding MPs I’m sure you’re well aware of the situation, but to my mind we have a very bad outcome looming.
Ps like the picture of you – but you’re a little undressed, a gold tiara wouldn’t come amiss